Chair 2012
Nobody asked, but we did it for you anyway. Election 2012 kicks into high gear for the fall push with…
Florida Law Defines Life as Beginning at Drunken College Party
Gainesville, FL: Governor Rick Scott of Florida, in reaction to Arizona passing their “life begins two weeks before conception” law,…
Obama Hits Reddit; Romney to Answer Questions on Myspace
This week, President Barack Obama visited the well-known unoriginal-content-spreading site reddit to reach out to voters. Obama, who has always…
Rosie O’Donnell Fights for Relevancy
Los Angeles, CA: Actress/talk show host Rosie O’Donnell, who recently had a heart attack, vows to come back bigger than…
Celebrities Plan Migration to Fallout Shelters After Prince Harry Debacle
Las Vegas, NV: With the latest Prince Harry adventure, where he was found playing strip billiards, being released to the…
Roger Clemens to Follow Long Tradition of Has-Beens in Independent League
Sugar Land, TX: Don’t call it a comeback, but Roger Clemens will be pitching in the minor leagues this weekend.…
Mitt Romney’s European Vacation
Everywhere, EUROPE: After a gaff-filled tour through Europe two weeks ago, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney decided to take himself…
Wilfred VS A Boy and His Dog: A Ridiculous Psychoanalysis
FX Network’s psychological comedy, Wilfred, may well be one of the most complicated television shows in history. It falls right…
A Dork’s Guide to Shark Week
Shark Week is an interesting time. For seven days, a world is transfixed to The Discover Channel to learn, once…
Lochte VS Phelps to Continue After London Olympics
London, UK: Unfortunately, competition between two of the biggest Olympic stars does not end with the Olympics. Indeed, after gold…