Well, it’s May the fourth again and, for some fairly humorous reasons, is Star Wars Day.

However, there is one reason that May the fourth was mixed up with “May the Force” that is rarely brought up: good, old-fashioned embarrassing speech impediments.

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone!

By FascistEditor

As the managing editor of The Inept Owl, Patrick has sworn to uphold the honor and integrity of hard-hitting journalism...but only on Sundays at 10am.