Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars through a cloudy night in order to tell us what to expect. Allegedly.
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Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars through a cloudy night in order to tell us what to expect. Allegedly.
It is the Year of the Rabbit! But since Moonbeam Crenshaw does not know where to find Chinese zodiac symbols, he is keeping with his normal horrible readings.
Moonbeam Crenshaw can't see the stars through a snowstorm, but he's reading them anyway!