Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-10-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the starts. He's also illiterate.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 9-19-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell you your future, for better or for worse.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-27-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign as worst astrologer ever with this week's Horrible Horoscopes.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 6-13-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars in Dutch. Don't worry, he doesn't understand that language, either.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-25-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as the Braille reader of the stars!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-11-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw finds a clear night, and shows his illiteracy with the stars.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars through a cloudy night in order to tell us what to expect. Allegedly.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-14-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how the coming week will treat us!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-21-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how to live our lives, one life at a time.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-20-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw ignores the Winter Solstice eclipse to give his horrible horoscopes, Bella, Edward, and Jacob-free.