Dick Cousin Refuses to Pass Gravy on Thanksgiving
Preliminary reports for Thanksgiving indicate that dick cousin Andrew McDonald refused to pass anyone the gravy boat.
Stores Push Black Friday into Thanksgiving, Plan to Serve Dinner
The most logical way to abandon the national family dinner altogether on Thanksgiving would be for stores to serve turkey dinner at their entrances.
Say It with Star Wars: Thanksgiving
Sometimes it's hard to place Star Wars references into a holiday. Thanksgiving is one of those holidays.
Local Idiot Prepares for Canadian Thanksgiving
New York, NY: The holiday season is gearing up for its launch as Halloween looms closer. For one citizen, the holiday season is already here, as Paul Emmerlan prepares to…