ICYWYMI: How to Get to Sesame Street? HBO Avenue
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Good news, everyone! Sesame Street, the beloved children’s…
The Book of Brule
Ever wonder why Dr. Steve Brule never made a self-help book? Well stop wondering because this is how it would look, you dingus.
World Shocked that A&E Shocked by Duck Dynasty Star’s Bigoted Comments
In a recent news report that has surprised no one, bearded hillbilly patriarch Phil Robertson of the bearded hillbilly A&E reality show Duck Dynasty is believed to be a racist,…
Fans of HBO’s The Newsroom Research Tirelessly for Operation Genoa History
Fans of The Newsroom and conspiracy theories take Operation Genoa too far.
Fans Gear Up for New Season of Mid-East War
Jerusalem, ISRAEL: The blogosphere and fan wiki pages are on fire with the announcement of a new season of Mid-East War, the internationally acclaimed sitcom starring the incorrigible free spirit…
My Visit to Westeros: A Game of Thrones Mis-Adventure
It is obvious that I'm a fan of Game of Thrones. I have written character descriptions, comparing many of them to beer, and then more beer. I have practiced ways…
Great Moments in Walking Dead History: Getting Ready for Mid-Season 2
For the past decade, our human lust for apocalyptic destruction and despair has been described with one word: zombies. Zombies have taken over literature with such Pulitzer Prize-winning novel such…
When TV Networks Offer Virgin Sacrifices: Fall Previews for ABC
The promotional world of satire and parody mediums is a dark, but adventurous place. The critical gauntlet for bands, movies, television shows, and anything else that accidentally makes it into…
My Life with Cable
I would like to blame my long absence from The Owl on something exotic, like a pilgrimage to Tibet, a trip to Italy, or even some crippling illness, but it…
Dentist Elf Busted For Drug Abuse
A dentist elf at the North Pole has been arrested and charged with possession of an illicit substance during the Christmas season.