Webmaster P Bio
While many believe that, behind the scenes, The Inept Owl is run by perverted gnomes high on PCP, it is untrue. There is only one perverted gnome, and he's only…
Meg-Anne’s Biography
Meg Anne is a Yankee-turned-Southern Belle. Born in the great state of New Jersey, her parents had enough sense to spirit her out of the Garden State before Jersey Shore…
A Global Search for the Truth of Steve Elle
Steve Elle is an incredibly talented yarn-spinner. He knows how to build a story and wring out its punch line and significance so well that you'd think he was raised…
The Biography of J-Sin
Unlike the vast majority of The Inept Owl’s writers, J-Sin was not created by the partnership of two human beings. Instead, he sprung forth from a savanna in central Kenya…
Rob Wheatley Biography
Rob was born in Essex, not too far from London in the UK, in the mid 1960's. He made an early impression on his school teachers, managing to get himself…
Kipp Wieland Biography
We would like to welcome Kipp Wieland to our little satirical Manson family. Kipp will be honoring us with a bit of social commentary spanning from artistic integrity to comparisons…
Four Members of The Inept Owl Suspected Cult Members
Recently it has been learned that four members of The Inept Owl staff had been born within two days of each other. Although the ages and birthplaces are different, it…
Editor’s Bio
When the child was finally born, the romantic idea of growing up in the city came to an end. Patrick was brought to the outskirts of suburbia on Long Island,…
Darby Shaw Bio
Editor’s note: Music reviewer Darby Shaw did not submit the bio we requested from him some time ago; apparently he wasn’t kidding about the tardiness issue. Instead, we will post…