Russia Claims It’s “Totally Not” Invading Ukraine
Putin claims Russian military exercises are "no big deal," cites international tank show in Iran.
Russia, Putin Improve Tolerance, Start Week with Minimal Beatings, Arrests of LGBT
In an effort to curtail the global view of Russia as an ignorant, gay-bashing, fascist nation, President Vladimir Putin finally put his amnesty program into action when two members of…
Russia Overtakes US in Joke Race Due to Washington DC Snow Closing
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
Russia Pleads for Snowden to Release Bogus Secrets on Website
To have Snowden performing analyses and maintenance on the site could allow the release of fake reports and foreign policy that would make Russia feared once again, by more than…
Yelena Isinbayeva Keeps a Straight Face While Holding a Pole
Moscow, RUSSIA: In breaking news that has people both excited and disgusted at the same time, Russian world champion pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva spoke out against two Swedish athletes who…
Dragon Lands In Space: NASA Takes As Much Credit As Possible
ISS, SPACE: This past Friday, the privately funded Dragon SpaceX Rocket, literally the taxicab of the stars, docked with the International Space Station, and NASA was right there to take…