Iowa Man Tells Campaign Worker Candidate Lost His Vote
Cedar Rapids, IA – With the Iowa caucuses for the Republican Party and Democratic Party at stake, campaign workers canvased the state of Iowa, both on the phone and in…
Public Outraged by Trump Star on Walk of Fame
Hollywood, CA – Appalling. Disgusting. Horrifying. These are just some of the words that were used when the American public was reminded that real estate tycoon / reality TV star…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Donald Trump
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Name: Donald Trump Nickname: The Donald Political Affiliation: Republican Party Status: Active to public, already president in Trump’s opinion…
Donald Trump Trumps Trump In Battle of Trumps
Donald Trump, DT – In a span of months, Donald Trump has taken the media by storm, whether they agree with Trump or not. When television networks, radio stations, newspapers,…
ICYWYMI: Jeb Bush Better Off Hurling Cash Into Crowds
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. In a recent analysis, it has been approximated…
ICYWYMI: Donald Trump is Ready for His Despot Regime
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Last week, The Trump campaign to make America…
Vice President Biden Pouts about Not Being Invited to Republican Party
There is still a Republican Party in Washington, but don't tell Vice President Joe Biden because he's in denial that he missed it.
Marco Rubio Pledges to be More Latino, Moist
Tallahassee, Florida: In a press conference today in his home state, Senator Marco Antonio Ricardo Carlos Velasquez Rubio announced that he was going “Full-Latino”, adding at the end of his…
Hurricane Sandy Announces Support for Obama
New York, NY: Today, Hurricane Sandy answered the question on everyone’s mind by endorsing Obama for president. Some may argue that the question on everyone’s mind was more likely “When…
Researching Potential VPs, Journalist Dies of Boredom
Washington, DC: For months now, journalists around the country and the world have been entering hospital emergency rooms with complaints of headaches, nausea and a myriad of other symptoms, and…