Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars through a cloudy night in order to tell us what to expect. Allegedly.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-7-2011
It is the Year of the Rabbit! But since Moonbeam Crenshaw does not know where to find Chinese zodiac symbols, he is keeping with his normal horrible readings.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-31-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw can't see the stars through a snowstorm, but he's reading them anyway!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-3-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw opens up the new year with some words of wisdom.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-20-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw ignores the Winter Solstice eclipse to give his horrible horoscopes, Bella, Edward, and Jacob-free.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 12-13-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us all what he thinks the stars are saying, and other weird voices.
Horrible Horoscopes: 12-6-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw continues his reign of terror on your hopes and dreams in his weekly horoscopes!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-29-10
Moonbeam Crenshaws tells us what the stars have to say. Trust him. He signed his own Professional Astrologist on-line certificate.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-22-10
Confused about love, life, and eternal happiness? So is Moonbeam Crenshaw, but he'll tell you what to do, anyway.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 11-15-10
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns with his weekly nod to horoscopes!