Tom DeLay Claims God “Wrote the Constitution,” Plans to Convert to Judaism
Tom DeLay stretches the correlation of the US Constitution and the Bible as far as he can.
Vice President Biden Pouts about Not Being Invited to Republican Party
There is still a Republican Party in Washington, but don't tell Vice President Joe Biden because he's in denial that he missed it.
Russia Overtakes US in Joke Race Due to Washington DC Snow Closing
It took over 50 years, but Russia was able to overtake the US in the international mockery race with news that Washington D.C. would be closed due to snow.
Congress Votes to Ban “That Hook Thing That Scrapes Your Teeth at the Dentist”
Following President Barack Obama’s plea for Congress to finally work together to resolve disputes over issues such as healthcare reform and renewable energy sources, Congress has voted to ban dental…
World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial
The Super Bowl was once again a talking point for ridiculously serious political debate, even after the interview of President Obama by Bill O'Reilly, when Coca-Cola revealed it crown jewel…
President Obama Institutes First State of the Union Brawl
The Station of the Union Address took an odd turn last night, as opposing party members physically assaulted each other rather than verbally.
President Obama Declares Pot Not Cooler than Alcohol
In the war on drugs, President Obama hits hard. Or something.
Movie Theaters Consider Adding “Don’t Shoot People” to Preview Guides
Movie theater management responds to latest fatal shooting with plans to put giant graphics on the screen telling the audience not to shoot people.
NJ Traffic Scandal Labeled Military Exercise by Christie Supporters
Gov. Chris Christie's traffic scandal could be the next step in military strategy.
Republicans Celebrate Party’s Triumph Over Science
GOP leaders gathered yesterday to celebrate a successful year for the Republican Party, capped off with an 11% decline in the belief in evolution with their colleagues.