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Pittsburgh, PA: In one of the clearest signs yet of Ben Roethlisberger’s futile attempts to change his reputation, the Steelers quarterback has told a Pittsburgh newspaper that his new religious…
Pittsburgh, PA: Hines Ward, Steelers wide receiver and the man long recognized as the village idiot of Pittsburgh, suddenly stopped smiling this morning after realizing that his team, the Pittsburgh…
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's Super Bowl time! And what better place to have it than in the frozen tundra of Dallas, Texas.
Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! It's the Conference Championships! The winners go to the Super Bowl! The losers go to the Pro Bowl! Tom Brady will…
Atlanta, GA: Recent rumors of Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's engagement to Ashley Harlan have begun circulating these past 24 hours, along with critiques on how anyone, female, male, or…
As of this writing, the NFL is considering fining Seymour for “Bitch-Slapping a Defenseless Rapist.”
Pittsburgh, PA: Denizens of Pittsburgh, trying to recover from public scorn over the exploits of disgraced quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, have embraced a new taste sensation: the Rotten Burger. This new…