Fifty Shades of Black Fast-Tracked to Oscars
Los Angeles, CA – In an effort to diversify the nominees of the 88th Academy Awards, an emergency ballot was dispersed throughout the entertainment industry yesterday with the sole purpose…
Travolta Apologizes for Mispronouncing Adela Dazeem’s Name at Oscars
After almost a week of mockery on the internet and in the media, John Travolta finally spoke of his mispronunciation of Frozen singer Idina Menzel's name.
Shia LaBeouf Submits Meltdown for Oscar Consideration
In a recent excuse that fooled no one, former child actor and current Hollywood headcase Shia LaBeouf explained away his odd behavior these past few months by calling it performance…
2011 Oscars Swept by Machete
Hollywood, CA: The 83rd Annual Academy Awards ceremony held few surprises this weekend, as the greatest movie known to humanity, Machete, all but swept the awards. With a cast ranging…
Golden Globe Awards to be Held in Broom Closet
In light of the strike being upheld by The Writers Guild of America, the yearly Golden Globe Awards had cancelled its lavish dinner and receiving of the awards bestowed upon…