ICYWYMI: Dragging Ass on DAPA
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. It seems that President Obama’s DAPA executive action…
GOP Noms Argue Who Loves Guns, Hates Obama the Most
North Charleston, SC – Republicans converged on North Charleston last night to provide news agencies with material for another week of Tweets about Donald Trump. The debate was preceded by…
President Obama Institutes First State of the Union Brawl
The Station of the Union Address took an odd turn last night, as opposing party members physically assaulted each other rather than verbally.
George W Bush Opens Library of ‘Merica
Dallas, Texas: On Thursday, George W. Bush presided over the opening of his presidential library, the George W. Bush Library of ‘Merica. The name was chosen to represent the former…
State of the Union 2013: Obama and the GOP Find Common Ground in Finger-Pointing
Washington, DC: Obama’s state of the union speech and the GOP’s response agreed on a common point: That it’s all the other guy’s fault. Obama came out smiling and looking…
The Final Presidential Debate 2012: Horses and Bayonets
Boca Raton, Florida: On Monday, the warring candidates sat down for their third and final debate. Both knew what was at stake here. Obama was facing a resurgent Romney, whose…
Vice-Presidential Debate: Grumpy Old Man and the Numbers Guy
Danville, Kentucky: This past Thursday it was VP on VP action as Joe “big f—king deal” Biden and Paul “three-hour-marathon” Ryan teed off in a state known for the two…
Obama Hits Reddit; Romney to Answer Questions on Myspace
This week, President Barack Obama visited the well-known unoriginal-content-spreading site reddit to reach out to voters. Obama, who has always been on the cutting edge of social media with such…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Idea of a Conservative Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
People Reluctant to Support Fat Mess for Presidential Candidacy
Trenton, NJ: As the presidential hopefuls are beginning to take form in the Republican Party, one potential candidate has already become the elephant in the room. While it would seem…