Florida Police Thwart Brutally Adorable Puppy Attack
Miami, FL: Last week, Florida police reacted quickly to prevent a violent incident by subduing a14-year old boy and his baby pit bull. The confrontation occurred during the afternoon on…
Bath Salt Dealers Rush to Save Face
Imagine being a businessman with a hot new product that practically sells itself. Then, imagine that product taking a beating in the press and internet, rendering the product an extremely…
While We Were Bored: Jeffrey Dahmer Did It First, Miami
With the zombie apocalypse beginning in Miami, it was only a matter of time before some hipster would have taken all the credit. With that, we introduce Jeffrey Dahmer from…
World War Z Begins with Miami Zombie Attack
Miami, FL: What has been pop culture myth and a horror film focus has quickly become reality, as zombie-like attacks have begun surfacing in Miami, Florida. The latest involved a…
Giant Cartoon Mau5head Slams Madonna for Drug References
Miami, FL: The conclusion of the Ultra Music Festival in Miami was business as usual when a man wearing a giant, bright pink cartoon mouse helmet accused the now literal…
Tanorexia Found to be Hereditary
A new study published in the Archives of Dermatology has found the deadly disease tanorexia to be hereditary.