Unborn Snooki Monster Right on Time, Says Mayan Calendar
Jersey City, NJ: For years, skeptics and conspiracy theorists alike have debated the meaning and relevancy of the Mayan calendar. The ancient timeline, which ends on December 21st, 2012, has…
Jersey Shore Cast Joins Occupy Wall Street Dance Party
New York, NY: Day 11 of Occupy Wall Street has passed, and the crowd in Zucotti Park in downtown Manhattan has continued to grow. This mostly peaceful demonstration for the…
News Sources Report on Death of Armin Van Buuren
Washington, DC: It is all but official. After being on the minds of the American public for almost 10 years after the terrorist activities he masterminded from across the Atlantic…
Tanorexia Found to be Hereditary
A new study published in the Archives of Dermatology has found the deadly disease tanorexia to be hereditary.
Halloween Costumes We Didn’t See
The only regrets Halloween ever brings are "I wish I didn't eat all the left-over candy" and "Why did so many people have to dress as Chewbacca this year?" It's…
The Situation Voted Least Talented, Most Annoying Celebrity
It is official: Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, who rose to prominence as a cast member on MTV's 'The Jersey Shore", has been voted as the least talented and most annoying…
Who’s Next for K-Rod?
After allegedy punching out his father-in-law, New York Mets closer Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez has apparently gone on a fighting streak the likes of Russell Crowe. His latest victim: UFC legend…
Jersey Shore Adds to Tan Addiction
Today, a new addiction has become a focus in the public eye, one that your own children may be privy to, if indeed you have any children. The idea of…
Courts Agree: Jersey Shore One Big Joke
For months, the notorious MTV surreality show Jersey Shore has begot both laughs and head shakes from the general public. The show follows a group of stereotypical New Yorkers from…