Gap Unveils Starvation Wage Fashion Line
At a surprise fashion show this week, the buzz was all about Gap’s new line, which they’re calling “starvation wage” fashion.
Nation’s Hysterics Bravely Reporting Dangers of Fukushima Run-off
America’s hysterics are still paying close attention to any long-term effects the run-off from the Fukushima plant could cause two years later.
Syria Agrees to Consider UN’s Stern Talking-to Resolution
The UN resolution in Syria calls for a 30-minute, strongly-worded talking-to discussion with plenty of finger-wagging.
First Carnivorous Mammal Species Discovered in 35 Years, Public Demands Adorable YouTube Videos
Upon the recent discovery of another carnivorous mammal species in the cloud forests of Ecuador and Columbia, considerable public demand for adorable YouTube videos of the animal, the olinguito, has…
U.N. Deploys Sutherland to Gaza
The situation in Gaza Strip has alarmed the globe. Hamas radicals have fired Katyusha rockets into the nation of Israel after the Israeli demolition of trade tunnels used to transport…
Researchers Connect Winter Weather to Poor Driving
At the world-famous Toronto Association for Research in Driving, a five year, government-funded study on the relationship between snow and bad motoring revealed some surprising results.