Republicans Unleash George W. Bush on Democrats
Washington DC: It took 4 years for Republicans to figure out how to get out from under the cloud that former President George W. Bush put them under. Finally, they…
George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum Resurrects Old Political Jokes
Dallas, TX— It seemed too good to be true. George W. Bush, the former president of the United States who had launched hundreds of grammatically incorrect quotes and slogans, will…
President Obama Experiments with Executive Privilege
Washington, DC: After his much-discussed use of executive privilege to obscure the details of the FBI’s “fast and furious” initiative, Obama has begun exploring the potential of his newfound power.…
George Bush’s Memoirs Written by Speak & Spell
Dallas, TX: With former president George Bush touring the United States to promote his memoir book, "Decision Points", one question seems to arise from all his interviews with Oprah, Jon…
G8 Summit to be Held on the Moon in 2008
The organizers of the G8 summit, an annual meeting of economic superpowers to discuss global financial issues, have decided to hold their 2008 summit on the surface of the moon.…
Bush Cancels Elections in ‘Continuation of Democracy’ Effort
Washington, DC: In his first act since the issuing of the National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive, George W. Bush has canceled the upcoming 2008 presidential election, citing a…
Bush to Veto Timetable on Withdrawl from Oval Office
CRAWFORD, TX: At a press conference today, President Bush vowed to veto any efforts to have him removed from office, now or in the foreseeable future. Speaking from a barcalounger…