Congress Offers Campaign Finance Package Deals at Low Low Prices
With the removal of the cap on campaign contributions last week, Congress has begun putting forth methods to entice election buyers.
Kim Jong-un Receives 100% of Votes to North Korean Assembly. 30% of North Korean Population Missing
In a landslide victory for the current Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People's Assembly, the highest legislative body of North Korea besides Kim…
Congress Celebrates Survival of Election Day 2013
Election Day 2013 went off with minor casualties yesterday, as all current members of the United States House of Representatives and the Senate were victorious in protecting their places in…
Papal Possibilities for New Pope
Vatican City: The stage is set for the successor of Pope Benedict XVI, as the 115 cardinals of the papal conclave met in Rome today to begin proceedings that will…
Homeless Politicians Continue to Campaign
Phoenix, AZ: For the first time in decades, economic troubles have begun to effect what few believed would ever be touched: politicians. "I had to make a choice: cut into…
Letter of the Week: 10-7-08
Why you have to show liberal roots, then rip on something like the Declare Yourself campaign? I think you should pick a side and stick to it.