Birds Visit Other Presidential Candidates
In case you don’t have social media and/or friends screaming, “Feel the Bern!” at you whenever politics comes up, presidential hopeful of the Democratic Party, Sen. Bernie Sanders, was interrupted…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Martin O’Malley
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley. *UPDATE: Martin O’Malley has suspended his presidential campaign, possibly in order to tour with Dave Matthews.* Name: Martin O’Malley…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Bernie Sanders
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Name: Bernie Sanders Nickname: Star Flower Political Affiliation: Democratic Party Status: Active Known For: U.S. Representative 1991 – 2007,…
Asinine Election Analysis 2016: Hillary Clinton
Our asinine political analysis breaks down Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Name: Hillary Clinton Nickname: That’s Sexist Political Affiliation: Democratic Party Status: Female. And Active Known For: U.S. Senator 2001…
Bill Clinton Affirms Status as Sexiest President
Charlotte, NC: Wednesday night, former president Bill Clinton delivered a speech in front of the Democratic National Convention that defined the term “Silver Fox”. Obama could only stand offstage and…
Chair Stuns Polls in Surprise 2012 Election Campaign
Tampa, FL: Last week, the Republican National Committee was awarded a surprise for showing up to portray their support for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan: Clint Eastwood, talking to a…