Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing
After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer's. Or it could just…
Ferguson Police Chief Defends Rights of Police Against Unarmed Civilians
St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar stood before reporters to announce his solidarity with the cause of police officers to defend themselves against the ever-increasing threat of unarmed black…
Officials Horrified by How Sketch Artist Depicted Dead Wisconsin Woman Stuffed in a Suitcase
While the idea of two naked, rotting women stuffed into suitcases and left on the side of the road during the summer may seem like the most disturbing element of…
Pistorius to Undergo Psych Evaluation to Prove He Is Crazy for Killing Extremely Hot Girlfriend
Oscar Pistorius will undergo a month-long psychiatric evaluation to prove he is crazy for killing his extremely hot girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Spoiled Rich Kids Cower In Terror of Affluenza Outbreak
It has now been learned that being a spoiled rich kid also comes with the genetic disposition to become afflicted with a harrowing condition known as affluenza.
Organized Crime Struggles to Stay Popular
Boston, MA: With the jury having all but a verdict in the trial of infamous Winter Hill Gang leader, Whitey Bulger, the glory days of American organized crime, having been…
Zimmerman Defense Lawyer Follows Up Knock-Knock Joke With Stand-up Set
Sanford, FL: As the high profile trial of George Zimmerman in the murder of Trayvon Martin reconvened on Monday, Zimmerman’s defense lawyer Don West followed up the knock-knock joke used…
Senate Passes “No Soup for You” Bill
Washington, DC: This past week, the Senate passed a bill making those convicted of violent crimes ineligible from receiving food stamps. The bill was sponsored by Republican Senator and DC…