Walmart Announces Extension of Black Friday
In an announcement drowned out by gunfire and screams from rabid shoppers, we learn that Black Week is the extension of the savings so popular with consumers.
Blockbuster Reminds Customers of Existence by Closing Stores
Blockbuster, the home movie rental company that had introduced the American family to such historical relics as "VHS tapes" and "DVDs," surprised consumers by alerting them to the fact that,…
Johnson & Johnson Discontinues Antipsychotics for Kids Line
Johnson & Johnson has announced its decision to suspend its effort to market antipsychotics to children.
Kansas Considers Corporate Sponsored Suicide Hotlines
In the wake of a $19 million dollar cut to mental health services, Kansas has begun courting corporate sponsors to pick up the rest of the bill.
Street Vendors Take to NYC Streets Hoping to be Mistaken for Banksy
NY street vendors strive to be mistaken for Bansky himself in the hopes of selling their work for at least 10 times their asking price. Or even just their original…
Stores Push Black Friday into Thanksgiving, Plan to Serve Dinner
The most logical way to abandon the national family dinner altogether on Thanksgiving would be for stores to serve turkey dinner at their entrances.
Robots Revealed that Cannot be Pushed Over, have Cupholders
In an effort to showcase the most useless ideas in robotics, Boston Dynamics unveiled Atlas and WildCat.
Millions Join Quest for the Holy iPhone
The iPhone 5s is rumored to be made of gold the color of 1,000 setting suns.
University of Phoenix Announces New Field of Study: Student Debt
Phoenix, AZ: Last month, the University of Phoenix unveiled a new department for registration. The department is called “Student Debt Studies” and boasts a catalog of ten courses covering the…
Holiday Bonuses Replaced With E-Gifts
With the holidays in full swing and the economy lagging, companies look for alternatives to the normal holiday bonuses that employees have come to rely on.