Royal Baby to be Sacrificed for Immortality of Queen Elizabeth II
London, UK: For the past few weeks, the media was swarming with constant news updates, questions, and predictions on the status of the infant begot by Prince William and Duchess…
The 2012 Summer Olympics in London Officially an Oxymoron
It's 2012 already, and the big topic in the UK is the forthcoming Olympic Games. Britain won the right to host the event by being the only country stupid enough…
While We Were Bored: Royal Wedding Vows
We also have a pretty good idea what was missing: a big-ass dragon. English lore is full of stories where some lady or gentleman of royalty slays a dragon. It's…
World Cup Runneth Over: Soccer Hooligans
Very soon, the country in which I live will temporarily change its name. For a period of around two weeks, starting on June 11th, it will be illegal for any…