Cyber Monday Concludes with Minimal Casualties
Following its flashier, bloodier, and all-around more popular predecessor Black Friday, the digital door-busting shopping day Cyber Monday once again concluded with minimal casualties.
Walmart Announces Extension of Black Friday
In an announcement drowned out by gunfire and screams from rabid shoppers, we learn that Black Week is the extension of the savings so popular with consumers.
Stores Push Black Friday into Thanksgiving, Plan to Serve Dinner
The most logical way to abandon the national family dinner altogether on Thanksgiving would be for stores to serve turkey dinner at their entrances.
Occupy Wall Street to Become Occupy Macy’s
New York City--Having been kicked out of various parks, bridges, and underpasses across New York City, the two-month-old Occupy Wall Street movement has decided to select a new location for…
Consumer Waits for “Next New Thing”
Benjamin Harrington didn't buy an iPhone when it first came out. He didn't fight shoppers to pick up a Wii gaming system when it first came out. The Blackberry and…