While We Were Bored: Congratulations to the Boston Red Sox
It may be unfair to pick on Jacoby Ellsbury, but unfortunately he had the easiest meme to set up.
Carl Pavano Injures Wrist Signing Contract with Yankees
Bronx, NY: The free agent market in Major League Baseball was thrown a curveball yesterday, as starting pitcher Carl Pavano was set to ink a 7 year, $115 million contract…
McGwire’s Biceps Speak Out
In an exclusive telephone interview with The Inept Owl, the biceps of world-famous home-run hitter Mark McGwire came clean about the slugger's past behaviors. The following is a transcript of…
Scientists Confirm Convict DNA in Football Players
Cambridge, MA: Yesterday, scientists at Harvard University confirmed what many have long suspected: football players possess more than just athletic prowess; they also possess a gene that leads to criminal…