Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
President Obama Asks Americans for Just the Airstrikes
In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised "just the airstrikes" and that "it won't hurt for long."
Republicans Unleash George W. Bush on Democrats
Washington DC: It took 4 years for Republicans to figure out how to get out from under the cloud that former President George W. Bush put them under. Finally, they…
The NSA is Your New Facebook Friend
Menlo Park, CA: Today, Facebook CEO and real-life Revenge of the Nerds character Mark Zuckerberg announced the next step in his race to make Facebook the most hated company in…
New Benghazi Report Offers Shocking Plot Twists and Holes
Washington, DC: Recently leaked government emails have revealed some astonishing new details about the attack on the US Consulate in the Libyan city of Benghazi. Members of both parties have…
Coach Obama’s Locker Room Inauguration Speech
Washington, DC: A crowd of not-so-many supporters gathered on the not-as-cold mall to watch the not-as-exciting Obama become the 44th President, take two, of the United States. It was a…
Presidential Voting Results Marred By Insanity
Mitt Romney called a news conference to say: “To quote that great American, Yogi Berra, ‘It ain’t over until it’s deja vu all over again and the fat Democrat lady…
Mitt Romney Wins 2012 Election
Washington, DC: As of today, the election committee has called the 2012 race for Mitt Romney. After almost two years of dramatic, news-catching struggle, America finally has a new president.…
Hurricane Sandy Announces Support for Obama
New York, NY: Today, Hurricane Sandy answered the question on everyone’s mind by endorsing Obama for president. Some may argue that the question on everyone’s mind was more likely “When…
The Second Presidential Debate: Binders Full of Women
Hempstead, New York: On Tuesday, the two presidential contenders entered the ring surrounded by a swarm of Joe-the-Plumber yahoos crying out for the blood they paid for. Romney ducked objects…