Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 1-10-2012
Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
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Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as our illiterate reader of the stars!
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns with his dyslexic horoscope readings!
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars in Dutch. Don't worry, he doesn't understand that language, either.
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to explain why he knows your future better than you!
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as the Braille reader of the stars!
Moonbeam Crenshaw finds a clear night, and shows his illiteracy with the stars.
It is the Year of the Rabbit! But since Moonbeam Crenshaw does not know where to find Chinese zodiac symbols, he is keeping with his normal horrible readings.
Moonbeam Crenshaw can't see the stars through a snowstorm, but he's reading them anyway!
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us all what he thinks the stars are saying, and other weird voices.