Most Emotionally Distant Galaxy Discovered
In an exciting discovery, astronomers based in Hawaii’s Keck Observatory have confirmed the existence of the “most emotionally distant” galaxy yet.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-11-2013
The stars are bastards. They build you up only to break you down, then take the kids, the house, and all of your money so you’re left in a boarding…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-18-2013
Well readers, I’m back. After going to Psychic School for a year (yes, it IS a thing), I have returned to do what I do best: tell you how to…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-11-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw finds a clear night, and shows his illiteracy with the stars.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-14-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how the coming week will treat us!
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 2-21-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell us how to live our lives, one life at a time.
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 10-11-10
After a week off to take a nap, Moonbeam Crenshaw is back with your life-altering horoscopes!
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-27-2010
Need a direction to solve life's problems? You'd be better off looking somewhere else, but here's Moonbeam Crenshaw anyway, with your horoscopes for the week of September 27th, 2010.
Horrible Horoscopes: 9-21-2010
Moonbeam Crenshaw is back to tell us what the stars say, whether we want to hear it or not. Week of September 12, 2010.