Partiers Look to Avoid 4th of July Rush
Nationwide, US— In an effort to avoid the inevitable holiday crowds this 4th of July weekend, revelers are finding creative ways to get out ahead of the curve in their…
Woman Arrested on St. Patrick’s Day for Being Sober
Unfortunately, someone always has to take things too far, and spoil the fun for everyone. This year, 23 year old Manhattan resident Stacey Fueller was the culprit. At about 1:45pm,…
Drinking Through Alternative Body Parts
It seems that the kids here in the UK have a drinking problem: they're pouring alcohol into their eyes. This activity, known as 'Vodka eyeballing' is fast becoming a firm…
Charlie Sheen Allegedly Stays Clean for 3 Hours
Los Angeles, CA: Reports are unconfirmed at the moment, but it seems as if actor Charlie Sheen may finally be making progress to turn around his erratic behavior involving, drugs,…
Historian Discovers Roots of St. Patrick’s Day
Dr. Haggis O'Connell, renowned professor of European Studies at Harvard University, has discovered ancient texts revealing a surprising secret: the celebration of St. Patrick's Day once related to a hero…