ICYWYMI: Donald Trump is Ready for His Despot Regime
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Last week, The Trump campaign to make America…
Bernie Sanders Combs Hair, Examines Political Options
New York, NY – This week, Vermont Senator and Seinfield co-creator Bernie Sanders made his own Palin-esque vote grab by announcing that he would be speak before an audience of…
ICYWYMI: Dragging Ass on DAPA
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. It seems that President Obama’s DAPA executive action…
ICYWYMI: Sarah Palin Guest Stars in Trump Reality Campaign
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. No matter what you may think about Donald…
GOP Noms Argue Who Loves Guns, Hates Obama the Most
North Charleston, SC – Republicans converged on North Charleston last night to provide news agencies with material for another week of Tweets about Donald Trump. The debate was preceded by…
ICYWYMI: Ted Cruz Drops the Mic, Has to Pick It Back Up
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. Last night, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz continued…
Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
Good Samaritan On Way Home to Finish Conspiracy Manifesto
Proof that conspiracy theorists are just like you and I.
President Obama Asks Americans for Just the Airstrikes
In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised "just the airstrikes" and that "it won't hurt for long."
US Wags Finger Forcefully at Palestine
Throughout the past few weeks, Palestine has launched tens of rockets across the border, destroying almost an acre of corn, killing two lambs and starting a small fire in a…