Obama Supporters March on White House
Washington, DC: Early this morning, a gathering of about twenty thousand Obama supporters marched on the White House off of Pennsylvania Avenue, and proceeded to set up camp. Secret Service…
Millions Annoyed By Voting Machines
New York, NY: Voters are in a frenzy today, as the public has learned that normal voting machines were replaced with more contemporary and complicated vote compilers. While many past…
McCain Asks For Last Minute Debate
Washington DC: As political campaigns give their last push in these eight days leading up to Election Day, the McCain Camp is asking for extra time, and an extra debate…
Bush Moody Over Lack of Attention
Washington, DC: After viewing the second presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain Tuesday evening at the White House, currently forgotten President Bush set the ground work for his…
Obama Campaign Demands Equal Coverage
"Today we would like to address a growing concern on the part of the Obama/Biden campaign: what appears to be a growing trend in the satirical media to cover our…
Candidates Debate Policies, Pizza Toppings
Oxford, MS: This past Friday, the entire free world witnessed the opening jabs, right-hooks, and over-all debate of Barack Obama and John McCain, the front-runners of the 2008 presidency of…
McCain’s Birth Certificate Located In Basement
Washington, D.C. –An intern at the Smithsonian Institution has discovered the whereabouts of presidential hopeful John McCain’s birth certificate in the most unlikely of places – a spider’s web in…
President Twice as Popular as Congress
Washington, DC: In a recent poll of registered voters who own home phones, happen to be home in the evenings between Thursday and Sunday, were likely to vote in the…
The Phone in Chief
For years, the President's phone in the Oval Office has been a closely-guarded secret. Being the hotline to the most powerful person in the western world, it is naturally the…
Vice-Presidential Possibilities
Finally, after months of campaigning, online voting, and tons of jokes about Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul(assuming he is really finished and Ralph Nader isn't Ron Paul with color-treated hair),…