Brain Vomit’s Last Revenge by Jess
La Princessa spews her witty opinions of today's current events!
You Say It’s My Birthday
Well, today I turned 46 years old, and compared to my 5th birthday, this is probably one of the most grim ones I have lived through yet. The girls at…
Epic Brain Vomit by Jess
Jess returns to The Owl to vent about anything that catches her eye in the news!
Pope’s UK Visit: Exclusive Fight
Das Pope arrived in the UK this week, amid feelings of high anticipation that he may at last put paid* to the overwhelming amount of sexual scandals and media innuendos…
My Life with Cable
I would like to blame my long absence from The Owl on something exotic, like a pilgrimage to Tibet, a trip to Italy, or even some crippling illness, but it…
Kick A Brit Week
In a time when England is already feeling the highly anticipated embarrasment caused by its national Hairdressing, sorry, Soccer team, and suffering the brunt of President Obama's scathing attack on…
World Cup Runneth Over: Soccer Hooligans
Very soon, the country in which I live will temporarily change its name. For a period of around two weeks, starting on June 11th, it will be illegal for any…
White-Collar Emails (part1)
I received this Email a while ago and I thought it and my reply were Owl-worthy. As a reporter, I feel the need to illuminate the public consciousness and inform…
Yellow Balloon to Serve as British Prime Minister
So welcome to the clean and shiny face of the UK. We have a brand new, fresh out of the box, Prime Minister here in England. Gone are the days…
Office Inefficiency
Have you ever had to work with somebody who is so incredibly stubborn that they need to have things done their way, regardless of whether or not their way actually…