Walter Cronkite’s Ghost Delivers State of the News Address
Early this morning, the ghost of Walter Cronkite emerged from a news anchor desk in New York during a live broadcast to address the state of journalism.
Florida Refuses to Amend “Stand Your Ground” Law to Exclude “Come At Me, Bro”
With election season on the horizon, the political powers of Florida are gearing up to debate on everyone's favorite topic: gun laws.
CIA Accused of Spying on CIA
Reports revealed an extensive surveillance effort lead by the Central Intelligence Agency to investigate the activities of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Janet Yellen Admits to Being a Milli Vanilli Fan
Janet Yellen has admitted to what Federal Reserve detractors and economists have been accusing the central bank of for years: being Milli Vanilli fans.
Congress Insecure about Military Shrinkage, States “It’s A Decent Size”
The plan to replace the size of the military with skill in how it is used has proponents of a large military insecure about the US's place in the world.
Snake Handling Pastor Bit by Rattlesnake for Being a Snake Handling Pastor
Jamie Coots, star of the reality show “Snake Salvation” on the National Geographic Channel, wins this year's Darwin Award.
World Offended by Coca-Cola’s “America the Beautiful” Super Bowl Commercial
The Super Bowl was once again a talking point for ridiculously serious political debate, even after the interview of President Obama by Bill O'Reilly, when Coca-Cola revealed it crown jewel…
President Obama Institutes First State of the Union Brawl
The Station of the Union Address took an odd turn last night, as opposing party members physically assaulted each other rather than verbally.
President Obama Declares Pot Not Cooler than Alcohol
In the war on drugs, President Obama hits hard. Or something.
Weather Term “Polar Vortex” Officially Overused
The weather term polar vortex has officially jumped the shark.