Atlanta Receives Unexpected Disaster Relief
Residents of the city of Atlanta were stunned yesterday as federal relief vehicles rolled into the heart of the city loaded with food, water, medicine, and other emergency supplies such…
Montauk Monster May Be Luke Perry
After a little less than a week of skepticism, wonderment, and downright ignorance, it is now believed by the general scientific community that the alleged "Montauk Monster" that has gripped…
Man Finishes To-Do List
After 27 years, a Knoxville man actually completely finished off his “honey-do” list. He celebrated the accomplishment by taking a guilt-free Sunday afternoon nap for the first time in decades.…
Woman Awarded Degree In Pop Psychology
This afternoon, the American Psychological Association awarded local woman Angie Parsons a degree in pop psychology, despite her having taken just two college courses in psychology. “This is an amazing…
Four Members of The Inept Owl Suspected Cult Members
Recently it has been learned that four members of The Inept Owl staff had been born within two days of each other. Although the ages and birthplaces are different, it…
Families Living By River Caught Off-Guard By Flooding
Families with homes along the Ohio River woke up this morning, shocked to find their backyards covered in water. Due to greater-than-average snowfall, followed by greater-than-average rainfall, the Ohio River…
Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead
Groundhog Day had a confusing reading by Punxsutawney Phil today as the rodent of revelation never left his hole and is presumed dead.
Police Unveil New Reason to be Mocked
They're not just for wealthy eccentrics anymore. The police department of the City of Long Beach has jumped on the latest trend for slow travel with minimal perspiration. Last week…
Paranoid Terror from Above
Visitors of Central Park were caught up in a nightmare Sunday as F-16 Fighting Falcons were deployed and shot down a plane flying in restricted airspace. The pilot of the…