Mark Fuhrman to Auction Off Bloody Gloves
Orenthal James Simpson was recently sentenced to nine years in prison for robbing men in a motel room who were selling football memorabilia of the same "O.J." Simpson. Unfortunately for…
Over-Eating Believed to Cause Weight Gain
Researchers at UCLA Medical Center believe that they have discovered a possible cause for the country’s skyrocketing obesity rate – overeating. For years, scientists and overweight people have been working…
Researchers Concerned About Manpris Activity
Scientists in the nation’s capital are concerned with the drastic increase of “manpris” (Capri pants for men) sightings across the U.S. in recent months. Many believe that the fashion faux…
Protesters Attack Columbus Day
Protesters of the Columbus Day Parade in New York rallied together today in order to express their disgust at what the idea of Christopher Columbus means to many Americans.
Fantastic Coverage of Hurricane Gustav
Geraldo Rivera gives us the harrowing story of an emergency worker that was, for some reason, IN THE WATER!!! Luckily, the boat he hopped out of and was attached to…
Atlanta Receives Unexpected Disaster Relief
Residents of the city of Atlanta were stunned yesterday as federal relief vehicles rolled into the heart of the city loaded with food, water, medicine, and other emergency supplies such…
Montauk Monster May Be Luke Perry
After a little less than a week of skepticism, wonderment, and downright ignorance, it is now believed by the general scientific community that the alleged "Montauk Monster" that has gripped…
Four Members of The Inept Owl Suspected Cult Members
Recently it has been learned that four members of The Inept Owl staff had been born within two days of each other. Although the ages and birthplaces are different, it…
Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead
Groundhog Day had a confusing reading by Punxsutawney Phil today as the rodent of revelation never left his hole and is presumed dead.
Police Unveil New Reason to be Mocked
They're not just for wealthy eccentrics anymore. The police department of the City of Long Beach has jumped on the latest trend for slow travel with minimal perspiration. Last week…