Local Man Forgets About Memorial Day
For local resident Charles Montgomery, this Memorial Day was all but remembered as he found himself locked outside of the office building he visits daily for work.
Donald Sterling Calls Racist Press Conference to Apologize for the Last Racist Apology
Donald Sterling is returning to the spotlight to apologize once again. Today Sterling called for a press conference outside of his home to address statements he made during his interview…
Future Common Core Graduate Optimistic about Finding Job Taking Standardized Tests
How will children answer the question, "What do you want to be when you grow up" under Common Core?
Pro-Gun Activists Barred from Marching Against Moms to Capitol Hill
Countless gun violence survivors and families of victims marched on Capitol Hill today and, already, pro-gun activists have begun claiming that their rights are being violated.
Soft Drink Companies to Drop Healthiest-Sounding Ingredient from their Products
In an effort to curtail any misleading beliefs that soft drinks may have an ingredient that sounds slightly good for you, the companies PepsiCo and Coca-Cola recently announced that they…
Doctors Still Unsure if Acrobat Injuries Just Part of the Show
It has been almost 24 hours since a circus accident left eight acrobats injured and doctors are still unsure if they are in a really long circus act.
BP Study Confirms Benefits of Oil Spills
British Petroleum spokesman Gerald McSlick announced the results of a two-year study that proves oil spills may actually be good for the environment.
Parents Still Unsure Why Children are Afraid of 8-Foot Mutant Rabbit
With the Easter holiday over once again, parents are left with the question that remains a mystery in developmental psychology: "Why does my child cry when sitting on the Easter…
Texas Institutes All Creationism Curriculum in Schools
Rick Perry announced the institution of a new curriculum of creationism in state schools that would “teach the controversy.”
Rosie O’Donnell Look-Alike Asks that 8 Year-Old Dress and Act More Like a Girl
The Christian ideals of sexuality and gender identity took a turn for even more ridiculous this past month.