Gun-Toting Soccer Mom Shot Dead
A very homely soccer mom, who gained national attention when she openly carried a loaded gun to her 5-year-old daughter's game, was shot dead Wednesday along with her husband in…
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A very homely soccer mom, who gained national attention when she openly carried a loaded gun to her 5-year-old daughter's game, was shot dead Wednesday along with her husband in…
In Georgia, sex offenders are restricted from being anywhere a child is present. It is not merely a site ordinance. If a sex offender finds him or herself within a…
Michael Vick, speaking to a group of Philadelphia high school students Tuesday, warned against the dangers of being anywhere near him, and offered himself as a cautionary tale of what…
This past week, the general public was disgusted and distraught due to a scandal involving Tiger Woods. Thanks to the stellar reporting of distinguished reporters at the reputable TMZ website,…
With credit in shambles during the aftermath of the latest economic upheaval, both state and local governments have begun to use excessive means in order to supplement their budgets. Some…
Bill O’Reilly, who has been known to spew absurdities such as "gay marriage will lead to interspecies marriage," has been exposed as an “attic homosexual.” This revelation was brought to…
In a study recently released by researchers at Yale University, it was revealed that nine out of every ten people in the United States are spending the equivalent of a…
Bend, OR: The normally simple holiday of Mother's Day was turned on its head for well-wishers of a certain family. Visitors to the home of Thomas Beatie(aka that "pregnant man"…
The clash of the media titans had officially begun last week, as two opinionated political baiters began a humorous(to almost everyone else) silent debate on the use of waterboarding as…
Another life was saved from faulty electronics yesterday, as local authorities found a man in his car on the mountain roads of Montana, severely dehydrated and, more importantly, out of…