Canada PM Justin Theroux Arrives in Washington
Washington, DC – History was made this week when Canadian Prime Minister Justin Theroux landed in Washington, DC for allegedly his first official trip in twenty years. The last time…
ICYWYMI: Vanity Kills Dolphin
When it comes to cute, non-threatening animals, most people have a zombie-like need to touch them. Try to walk by someone walking or, most likely, carrying their Pomeranian without at…
ICYWYMI: Diplomacy is Not a Strength for Trump
Welcome back to another entry of In Case You Wish You Missed It, the news you wish wouldn’t happen but, somehow, does. After only hours of internment, the 10 U.S.…
North Korea H-Bomb Confirmed
Pyongyang, N. Korea – The world was reminded that, yes, North Korea is still a thing, as the country’s television programming proclaimed that the country had successfully tested a hydrogen…
Obama Kicks Off Terror Busters Campaign
If there’s something strange in the global hood, who you gonna call?” President Obama flipped the table and shouted, “Terror Busters!”
North Korea Claims Work Farms Misrepresented
In an effort to promote their respect for international human rights, North Korea released a marketing campaign recently in order to showcase the improvements the country has made to its…
President Obama Asks Americans for Just the Airstrikes
In an attempt to coerce Americans into war, President Obama has promised "just the airstrikes" and that "it won't hurt for long."
Evidence Reveals Ripper Prostitute Victim May Have Had Male DNA on her Clothing
After 126 years, the mystery of the enigmatic Jack the Ripper may be solved as DNA evidence has been found that could be the serial killer's. Or it could just…
Israel Brings Birthright Trip to Smoldering Summer Ruin
A group of Birthright tour-goers ended their ten-day excursion to Israel yesterday, soaking up the sun and snapping photos of the ruins of Beit Hanoun.
US Wags Finger Forcefully at Palestine
Throughout the past few weeks, Palestine has launched tens of rockets across the border, destroying almost an acre of corn, killing two lambs and starting a small fire in a…