Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-30-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to give us a dose of horoscope surreality.
Review of TV on the Radio’s “Nine Types of Light”
On April 20th, I got an email notification whose subject line read: “The Editor wants to share ‘TV on the Radio’ with you.” Do me a favor: go to Wikipedia,…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 5-23-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to explain why he knows your future better than you!
When TV Networks Offer Virgin Sacrifices: Fall Previews for ABC
The promotional world of satire and parody mediums is a dark, but adventurous place. The critical gauntlet for bands, movies, television shows, and anything else that accidentally makes it into…
Ask An Owl: Gifts On Her Birthday
Apparently my holiday gift response here at Ask An Owl was lost to you. Either that, or you honestly believe I may have had a miraculous recovery in my gift-giving…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-25-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as the Braille reader of the stars!
Ask An Owl: Wax-On, Wax-Off Philosophic in Science Class
Who knows why the sun shines on empty? To figure out who in their right mind would even think of such a question and, by default, who would know the…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 4-11-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw finds a clear night, and shows his illiteracy with the stars.
Ask An Owl: Fun with Radiation
Your fear of radiation, while probably well intended, is faulted. There is nothing wrong with having a few thousand rems flash through your body. Some say, "Oh, but I live…
Horrible Horoscopes: Week of 3-28-2011
Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the stars through a cloudy night in order to tell us what to expect. Allegedly.