Review of The Avett Brothers’ “The Carpenter”
Apparently I owe my thousands of readers an apology. It appears I suck as a music reviewer. No no, please stop protesting. While I appreciate your love and support, I…
Chair 2012
Nobody asked, but we did it for you anyway. Election 2012 kicks into high gear for the fall push with the greatest presidential nominee: CHAIR! Now you can commit yourself…
Totally Recalled: Replacement Parts
With the release of a new version of Total Recall, many questions arise as to how it will live up to the original. Will it be on Mars? Will there…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Idea of a Conservative Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
Ideas About The Dark Knight Rises So Ridiculous That They Cannot Be Spoilers
We all hate spoilers when it comes to books, television, and movies. Even my family, who love asking questions about what’s going to happen to a character DURING THE MOVIE,…
While We Were Bored: Jeffrey Dahmer Did It First, Miami
With the zombie apocalypse beginning in Miami, it was only a matter of time before some hipster would have taken all the credit. With that, we introduce Jeffrey Dahmer from…
Breaking It Down: Who Will be DC’s Iconic Gay Super Hero?
Homosexuality in comic books has been little more than a slighting joke in the past. From cracks about tight underwear to the possibility of a male duo beating more than…
Sad Paul: A Sad Ron Paul Internet Meme
Most supporters of Libertarian/Republican Representative Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, Esquire, have not given up on their candidate’s possibility to win the Republican primaries. Although Mitt Romney seems to have taken…
Gaming Diary: Diablo 3 – Day 1
Finally, after a long hiatus from online gaming because A) Diablo 2 got old, and B) World of Warcraft makes you pay by the month, which is useless to me…