Beatles Release Audio Recording of Bad Acid Trip
In an effort to keep aging and newly inspired fans salivating for any new piece of Beatles history, Sir Paul McCartney recently released information about a long lost musical track…
Perez Hilton Rumored to be Gay
According to industry insiders, Perez Hilton (real name: Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr.), the well-known blogger and television personality, is a closeted homosexual. Hilton, disliked and feared by many in Hollywood…
Knight-Ridden Bitter Over Remake
K.I.T.T. of Knight Rider fame comes to terms over the recreation of the show that made him and blinking LED lights famous.
And The Brand Played On
Obnoxious loudmouthed Gimp-Boy, Russel Brand, upset audience members and stars at the MTV awards this week by turning up and performing his act. The British 'comedian', whose recent tv shows…
Lohan Wins “Big Sister of the Year” Award
Lindsay Lohan, the highly regarded actress/musician/model, was recently awarded with the prestigious “Big Sister of the Year” award by the Big Brothers and Big Sisters of Greater Los Angeles. In…
Keanu Reeves to Direct Royal Shakespeare Company
Keanu Reeves, long recognized as one of the finest actors of his generation, has decided to retire from his current career as a film star and accept a position as…
Crowd Shocked by Stone Temple Pilots
Fans of the 90's alternative rock sensation Stone Temple Pilots were stunned by their reunion show at the Nikon Theater at Jones Beach in August when the band came onstage…
$14 Million Will Get You Pictures of a Stranger’s Kids
People Magazine has shelled out a reported fourteen million dollars (Yes, you read that right. Fourteen. Million. Dollars.) in exchange for photographs of the guaranteed-to-be-insanely-beautiful-as-they-grow-older twins (Vivienne Marcheline and Knox…
JOKER vs. JOKER vs. JOKER
After finally seeing The Dark Knight and living through the hype surrounding this movie for the past 3 months, I thought it was time to write a rating article. No,…
McMahon Enters Sweepstakes
In lieu of recently public financial troubles, Ed McMahon had recently entered the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, of which he is the celebrity spokesman for, with a response of awkwardness…