Family Guy Censored Due to Fecal Threats
Los Angeles, CA: With the censorship flood-gates opened, due to Comedy Central censoring the use of Muhammad in a recent South Park episode, it was only a matter of time…
South Park Chastised for Black Box Muhammad
What many people believe to be the rudest, brashest, most insulting but funniest and intelligent show on television finally found its boundaries these past two weeks, as South Park's portrayal…
Iconic Independence: Interview with Lloyd Kaufman
With his lovely daughter Charlotte by his side(probably to protect our editor), Mr. Kaufman enlightened us about Tromadance, the politics of independent film and the internet, the future of Toxie…
Packing for the Tromadance Film Festival
With his suitcase packed, car gassed up, and everything he knows about independent film festivals tossed into a dumpster, our fearless editor gets ready to visit sunny Asbury Park, New…
Stephenie Meyer Mails In New Vampire Book
Stephenie Meyer, the super-rich author of the Twilight series, has unveiled plans to publish The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, a 192-page novella centered on a newborn vampire introduced…
Ricky Martin Tells the Truth
Today, Ricky Martin dropped a bombshell on the dozens of fans who read his website everyday. The former singer/actor has lived the life of a recluse since his time at…
LOST Fans Riot Over Leaked Ending
This past weekend, fans of the ABC television show "LOST" became enraged to find that the last episode of the show had been leaked eight weeks before it was supposed…
Fact and Fiction: Corey Haim
For the past week and a half, you would be hard-pressed not to see or hear the words "Corey Haim", as the celebrity death-purge that has been covered for the…
Study Finds Most American Idol Fans Retarded
A study released today by Harvard scientists proves what has long been suspected – fans of the number one television program, American Idol, are retarded. The study, headed by Harvard…
Courts Agree: Jersey Shore One Big Joke
For months, the notorious MTV surreality show Jersey Shore has begot both laughs and head shakes from the general public. The show follows a group of stereotypical New Yorkers from…