NASA Violates Lemon Laws
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration(NASA) is under investigation by the Better Business Bureau(BBB) in a retail war of some of the longest acronym titles in history. The hot-button topic…
Record Sales, Minor PETA Rallies, Predicted With Snow Leopard
Analysts are predicting that Apple’s upcoming operating system, Snow Leopard, will sell five million copies upon its release at the end of the month. Snow Leopard was developed over a…
Chevy Volt Confuses MPG Specialists
This Tuesday, US automaker General Motors revealed the miles-per-gallon, or MPG, statistics for their upcoming new model, the Chevy Volt. According to their statistics, the vehicle will get "infinity plus…
Billy Mays Promotes Zorbeez from the Grave
Sadness was quickly replaced by good business sense today, as investigators uncovered a video of commercial spokesman Billy Mays' last moments of life. As a D-List celebrity pitchman for such…
Steve Jobs Rebuilt
After undergoing a liver transplant this past April, Apple® Computers figurehead Steve Jobs was finally spotted in public this week, in seemingly good health: better in fact. During the software…
Time Warner Cable to Sponsor Next Earth Hour
This past Saturday marked the third "Earth Hour," a steadily growing annual eco-awareness hour where citizens of Earth turn off anything that lights up. Cities around the world dumped themselves…
iPOS 3.0 to be Released
Cupertino, CA: After months of mockery and resentment, but steady sales, Apple has raised the bar of excellence with the sophisticated features present in its iPhone 3.0 Operating System, due…
Carnal Coffee
It's all go in the wacky world of food and drink this week. The recession-hit industry is rising to the challenge with one coffee shop owner resorting to radical measures…
Local Wal-Mart Offers Bonus to Shoppers
In an effort to boost sluggish holiday sales, one local Wal-Mart has devised a scheme to attract shoppers this Saturday. According to the store manager, Earl Wickish, the first five…
GM Releases Gas Fetcher for Hummers
Recently, General Motors has been in a state of flux in regards to their lines of SUVs and trucks. Because of recent economic turmoil, the continuing war in the Middle…