World Cup Runneth Over: Soccer Hooligans
Very soon, the country in which I live will temporarily change its name. For a period of around two weeks, starting on June 11th, it will be illegal for any…
Yellow Balloon to Serve as British Prime Minister
So welcome to the clean and shiny face of the UK. We have a brand new, fresh out of the box, Prime Minister here in England. Gone are the days…
Celebrities Confused by Flaming Hills
As fires ravaged California this week, destroying millions of dollars worth of Cristal Champagne and Ferrari Enzos (thanks to MTV 'Cribs' for research material), all eyes turn to the State's…
Midnight at the Oasis
Some English City, Great Britain: The world of third-rate tribute-bands took a slight knocking (more of a distant tap than a knock) this week, as British band 'Oasis' split up…
Gawd Bloimy: A Course In Linguistics
In a time where the governments and the general public are hot on the heels of the banking corporations, trying to instill more transparency into their dealings, it seems one…
Thirsty Work
This week the British Government, led by 'Old Scrotum-Face' Gordon Brown, announced one of the most offensive and ill thought out so called 'policies' of his rocky and tenuous career…
Carnal Coffee
It's all go in the wacky world of food and drink this week. The recession-hit industry is rising to the challenge with one coffee shop owner resorting to radical measures…
Horses More Dangerous Than Drugs
A British boffin has caused controversy this week with his new theory on the dangers of drugs. Professor David J. Nutt, writing in the Journal of Psychopharmacology, has stated that,…
Addie the Misunderstood
In the words of the old British Music-Hall classic: "Hitler has only got one ball, The other is in The Albert hall, His Mother, the silly bugger, Cut it off…
World Economic Crisis: A User’s Guide
Anyone looking in their wallets or purses right now is in for a big surprise. That's the World Economic Crisis. But how did it happen, and who can we blame?…