It’s Always Sunny Sweeps Emmy’s
With the awards show being filmed a week prior to the televised broadcast, judges and winners were given ample time to replace actual winners with "those actors and actresses exemplify…
Billions Surprised VMAs Still Active
The audience at Radio City Music Hall this weekend was stunned into silence as, instead of a Hannah Montana concert, they were surprised by MTV's Video Music Awards. For the…
Tennis Players Banned from Tweeting While Playing
Flushing, NY: The professional tennis world's U.S. Open began yesterday amidst controversy over everyone's favorite life-status updater, Twitter. In an effort to squash any possibility of "insider information" about players…
Reading Rainbow Officially Off Air
After almost three years in broadcast syndication, as well as at least fifteen years in television limbo, but twenty-plus years on the air, the popular PBS book review show, Reading…
Lady Gaga Rumor Protects Perez Hilton
In a rare occurence of celebrity gossip in the media, computerized voice/pop star Lady Gaga has been rumored to be a hermaphrodite. The rumor began to spread when, at the…
Tiger Woods Caught Farting, Eating
This past week, the general public was disgusted and distraught due to a scandal involving Tiger Woods. Thanks to the stellar reporting of distinguished reporters at the reputable TMZ website,…
Slick Willie Mistakes Journalists for Party Girls
The free world was once again saved by the cunning linguistics of former President of the United States Bill Clinton, when he negotiated the release of two journalists from North…
Comic-Con Nets Record Celebrity Turnout, Few Fans
San Diego, CA: This past week featured the 2009 presentation of San Diego's Comic-Con, a four-day entertainment party to celebrate and promote movies, comic books, television shows, and anything else…
Viral Epidemic Linked to Celebrity Deaths
The first half of this year has taken down a lengthy list of celebrities that we hold dear to our hearts: Ed McMahon; Natasha Richardson; that guy who played Khan…
Bit Part Actor Dies: “I Heard That!”
The worlds of late twenty-somethings and early thirty-somethings came crashing down this past Tuesday, as the most endearing celebrity to ever grace the entertainment industry passed away. Some believe that…