Sarah Palin Guns Down Santa’s Sleigh, Ruins Christmas
Wasilla, AK: Christmas may need to be postponed this year, as reports from the North Pole are claiming that Santa Claus' sleigh was allegedly shot down early this morning by…
FCC to Free Internets, Interwebs, and Everything Else
Washington, DC: The safety of internets everywhere is set to be decided today, as the Federal Communications Commission of the United States will be voting on the latest bill regarding…
Big Balding Idiot Calls Ballerina on Weight
Just in time for the holiday season, when everyone on the globe bulks up in order to make "dieting" their New Year's resolution, another high-profile weight scandal has come to…
Andy Dick Clean for 5 Months: Public Concerned
Los Angeles, CA: Suspicions have arose around comedian Andy Dick concerning his substance abuse and the erratic behavior that accompanies it: drug possession; indecent exposure; public intoxication; sexual abuse and…
Leslie Nielsen Dies at 84: Leslie Nielsen Shocked
Fort Lauderdale, FL: The world had its last underrated laugh this past Sunday, as complicated actor Leslie Nielsen passed away in his sleep due to complications of pneumonia. While countless…
An Abridged Trip to the NYC Horror Fest
The New York City Horror Film Festival is another breed of festival, because instead of being stuck in a room of producers and maybe a stunt-man from the movie you've…
George Bush’s Memoirs Written by Speak & Spell
Dallas, TX: With former president George Bush touring the United States to promote his memoir book, "Decision Points", one question seems to arise from all his interviews with Oprah, Jon…
Public Criticizes New GOP for Not Fixing Economy Yet
Washington, DC: With mid-term elections complete, Republicans grabbed the majority of seats in the House of Representatives, and edged closer to breaking even in the Senate. One cause of this…
Halloween Costumes We Didn’t See
The only regrets Halloween ever brings are "I wish I didn't eat all the left-over candy" and "Why did so many people have to dress as Chewbacca this year?" It's…
Charlie Sheen Allegedly Stays Clean for 3 Hours
Los Angeles, CA: Reports are unconfirmed at the moment, but it seems as if actor Charlie Sheen may finally be making progress to turn around his erratic behavior involving, drugs,…