A Preview of Contagion: The Trilogy
Never has a movie played off of recent global fears since Night of the Living Dead as has the upcoming movie Contagion, starring, well, everybody. 12 Monkeys just missed the…
Black, White, Green or Paisley, A New Spiderman was Asking for this Heat
I don't like the idea of a new Spiderman. That's right, I said it. I don't want to see a new Spiderman. Is this racist because the new up-and-coming hero…
Sources Confirm Amy Winehouse’s Non-Causes of Death
London, ENGLAND: Ideas have run rampant as to British singer/songwriter/rehab-jumper/addict Amy Winehouse's cause of death. Some infer that drugs and/or alcohol and/or household cleaners may have been involved. Others believe…
HBO’s Game of Thrones Explained…with More Beer
It had to happen. After such an insane response to my HBO's Game of Thrones Explained...with Beer article, I decided to push the envelope and see what I could get…
Austrian Atheist Breaks Dane Cook Punchline Record
Vienna, AUSTRIA: For years, the wince-enticing entertainer known has Dane Cook has held a record that few believed was sought after, much less able to be broken. That record is…
Republicans Blame Casey Anthony Verdict on Obama, Gay Marriage, and Cuba
Washington DC: The results are in: Floridian ex-mom Casey Anthony has been found not guilty of 1st degree murder in the death of her 2 year old daughter Caylee. For…
Public Surprised MySpace Still Active All this Time
The improbable has happened. After two years of lurking in the shadows of Facebook, MySpace showed the world that it was, somehow, still around this week by being sold by…
Supreme Court Rules “No Boobies, No Beef” on Video Games and Free Speech
Fearful attempts by the state of California to gag freedom of speech were curtailed by the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday, as justices voted 7-2 to allow the sale of violent,…
Performance, Feedback, Revision: Rap Artist Baba Brinkman Hits NYC
Rap as an art form has continually evolved. From its tribal, beat-based story-telling syncopation around a fire to its modern, beat-based story-telling syncopation in 50,000 capacity sports arenas, rap has…
Citizens of Vancouver Apologize for Rioting with More Rioting
Vancouver BC, CANADA: Last week the imaginable happened: Canadians were so riled up about a Stanley Cup Finals series loss that they took to the streets to show Oakland, Los…