Rick Perry Bus Mix-Up Starts Off Tour
Council Bluffs, IA: Texas Governor Rick Perry gave his presidential campaign a jump-start today with the beginning of a 42-city tour in Iowa in order to strengthen his bid during…
Public Tires of Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts
Los Angeles, CA: When it comes to Lindsay Lohan being naked, few things can surprise the masses. This is, in part, due to the many paparazzi photos that seem to…
Little Women the Musical: A Manly Preview
Little Women the Musical is slated to be experienced during the next two weeks in the greater New York Metropolitan area at The Secret Theatre, I, for one, am excited,…
Patrice O’Neal’s Fear of Planes Unfounded
Los Angeles, CA: Controversial stand-up comic Patrice O'Neal, well-known for his comedy on stage as well as on the radio, was recently forced to give up on another one of…
While We Were Bored: a Dedication to Eli Manning
He's been jeered about his gigantic helmet, being compared to Dark Helmet from Spaceballs and Kazoo from The Flintstones. He's been ridiculed about his on-the-field demeanor in the viral "Aw…
Ashton Kutcher Inspires Divorce to Boost Two and a Half Men Character
Los Angeles, CA: Many actors and actresses engulf themselves in their characters in order to bring a certain base of believability that the audience can start from in film or…
PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Sparks Protest Over Clint Howard Snub
New York, NY: With the release of PEOPLE Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" cover, there seemed to be little conflict with the choice of Bradley Cooper. Handsome, successful, popular, the star…
Tim Tebow Converts Entire United States to Christianity
Denver, CO: The professional football life of Tim Tebow has not been an easy one. Everyone, including towel boys, can throw better than him. His stats are running back-option worthy.…
Herman Cain Outed as Wrong Type of NRA Member
The fact remains that Herman Cain was a decision-making member of the NRA. Unfortunately, it is the wrong NRA to be a part of when campaigning under the umbrella of…
Colts Entertain 32 Team Draft Trade for Peyton Manning
Indianapolis, IN: With the implosion of usefulness to the NFL’s Indianapolis Colts after the neck surgery of franchise player/quarterback/coach/offensive, defensive, and special teams coordinator Peyton Manning, trade rumors have surfaced…