Totally Recalled: Replacement Parts
With the release of a new version of Total Recall, many questions arise as to how it will live up to the original. Will it be on Mars? Will there…
Chick-fil-A Decision for Muppets Recall Due to Safety of Heterosexuality
College Park, GA: The battle for the attentions of fast food consumers nationwide rages on, as Chick-fil-A has gotten more advertising for its ridiculously boring chicken and pickle sandwich then…
Breaking Dawn Part 2 Revised to Feature Maury Povich
Los Angeles, CA: In light of the recent scandal involving the screen couple turned Hollywood couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, fans and critics have been flooding the media with…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Idea of a Conservative Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
Giant British Umbrella Working for London Olympics
London, GREAT BRITAIN: The greatest fear to athletes, fans, and advertisers about the 2012 London Olympics is proving to be unfounded, as the first two days of the Olympic games…
Political Who’s Who In The Dark Knight Rises: Liberal Edition
**WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS DUE TO CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS** To say that there are political undertones in The Dark Knight Rises would be like saying Lucky Charms has sugar: you’d have to…
Ideas About The Dark Knight Rises So Ridiculous That They Cannot Be Spoilers
We all hate spoilers when it comes to books, television, and movies. Even my family, who love asking questions about what’s going to happen to a character DURING THE MOVIE,…
Critics of Voter ID Laws Call for Honor System
Washington, DC: In an attempt to bring light to age, culture, and creed discrimination in local and national voting systems, news outlets are reporting on the laws some states have…
Kathy Griffin Last to Know Anderson Cooper Is Gay
New York, NY: It is official. After years of suspicion, conjecture, and supposition, Kathy Griffin is finally aware that Anderson Cooper is gay. In an email to Daily Beast reporter…
Obsessed Fan Says Kunis-Kutcher Date Can Only Mean That 70s Show Reunion
Los Angeles, CA: The rumor-mill continues to swirl around the question of whether Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are dating, banging, or just being friends after they merely had dinner…