Lolo Jones Succeeds in Bobsledding, Fails to Chilliness
Lake Placid, NY: Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones made headlines in sports this week when she succeeded in making the jump from summer’s track and field to winter’s bobsledding, a jump…
The House That Cried Blood: Not Just a Handyman’s Nightmare for Halloween
Our yearly heavy dose of blood is upon us, as the good people at Sideshow Pictures are hard at work producing this year’s film short, The House That Cried Blood.…
Dr. Steve Brule Sells More BBVs than Batman, Harry Potter, and Disney Combined
Charts and ratings were filled with BBVs, RDTs, and Blue Hay as Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule: Season 1 & 2 hit shelves and our mental stability.
Fun With Math: NFL Officials and the End of the Lockout
With the NFL’s lockout of the usual field officials finally over, pending that a majority of the union members sign off, we can once again enjoy professional football games without…
NY Giants Succeed in Losing to Dallas Cowboys to Start Super Bowl Run
East Rutherford, NJ: New York Giants fans were elated this week, as their Big Blue Wrecking Crew began their season with a spectacular loss against the Dallas Cowboys to start…
Chair Stuns Polls in Surprise 2012 Election Campaign
Tampa, FL: Last week, the Republican National Committee was awarded a surprise for showing up to portray their support for Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan: Clint Eastwood, talking to a…
Celebrities Plan Migration to Fallout Shelters After Prince Harry Debacle
Las Vegas, NV: With the latest Prince Harry adventure, where he was found playing strip billiards, being released to the public, celebrities across the globe have been closing ranks in…
Wilfred VS A Boy and His Dog: A Ridiculous Psychoanalysis
FX Network’s psychological comedy, Wilfred, may well be one of the most complicated television shows in history. It falls right behind David Lynch’s Twin Peaks, but just before J.J. Abrams’…
A Dork’s Guide to Shark Week
Shark Week is an interesting time. For seven days, a world is transfixed to The Discover Channel to learn, once again, everything there is to know about those silent predators…
Lolo Jones Misses Olympic Medal After Switching Places with Rashida Jones
London, GREAT BRITAIN: With all of the controversy stemming from United States Olympian Lolo Jones and her heartbreaking bid for a medal in the 100-meter hurdles final, some believe her…